December 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
 AND I HOPE ALL YOU BITCHES PARTYING IT UP WITH MARK SALLING IN BORA ARE HAVING A BLAST!! /superjealous
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callherhollywood: My 2-year old cousin Criston can’t say the word “shirt”. he says shit. so we asked him to say: 1) i don’t like this shirt 2) oh, shirt 3) bull shirt hahaha! this is my little brothuuuuhhhh
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someone forgot to log out of tumblr
hi i’m sabina. i’m so cool and pretty. even if my feet stink, i have bad breath, and i snore, i think that i’m a wonderful person. thanks so much for following me! but then again why wouldn’t you? i’m too cool for school, fools
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guess what? →
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Listenmandeevil: lol busted
Dec 23rd
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Person I hate says hi to me.
(via ninjaninee)
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at the dinner table with my 9 year old brother
-brother finishes eating and stands up-
brother: okay i'm gonna go and file some paperwork.
me: what?
brother: i don't know, i just always wanted to say that.
me: .........k...
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When I'm listening to music:
alyaae: Start singing along with the song: Your favorite part starts: When you don’t know the lyrics : Make up lyrics : THAT’S ME AHHA
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random: i find it gross when characters in movies...
like seriously ew brush your teeth tasting morning breath isn’t romantic. 
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FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear...
long-live-thequeen:
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before the clock strikes 12 o'clock on dec 31st,...
ohwhatshame: papercut-: -marlizamapatac: come out after 12 and be like “ohshit i havent seen you guys in a year!” I nearly pissed myself because of this and idk why. OMG HAHA
Dec 18th
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you know...
at first i was all like  about you. then in the beginning of the night i was already kind of  about you but it was whatever. BUT THEN later on, you try to mention an inside joke that YOU AREN’T EVEN PART OF so you ended up insulting me, but luckily for you i decided to be nice or it would have been  instead of . ‘cause really, . so the whole night you were all while i just wanted to ....
Dec 18th
You just ruined my day.
labosch: I do not like you. And it will be obvious to you. because usually i’m all like but then I hear something about you or that you said about me then i’m all like   and then i think about what i should do to deal with you and your fuckery so i’m all like but then I see your face and i just wanna be like but i realize that, that’s illegal so i think i’ll just be like: BITCH! ...
Dec 18th
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go pluck your nose hairs bitch
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Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people...
this is so true 
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when the thinnest person you know tells you they...
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